You know you're an adult,

when seeing stuff scattered everywhere, makes you go *tch**tch*

when you hear yourself advising someone about the negative effects of alcohol (..the what??).

when you ask your mum, 'So what happened to Selvi in that serial?'.

when listening to hard rock, makes you frown. (you mean its not just bad taste?)

when your vocal chords itch to ask the person sitting next to you, 'Where did you buy that saree? Romba besha irukke!'

when seeing cockroaches does not whatsoever incite the need to scream and get to a higher surface but reach out to thennam-thodappam and run behind it saying, 'Va di va, romba naala for you only waitings'.

For those of you who answered yes to all of the above, please get one big coupon of 'get a life' - available at Ranganathan street, Pondybazaar - Aadi discount.

For the others who ticked only two like me (guess which ones for extra beer), join me in celeberating the world of youngisthan, of beers and mars big bars.

Happy birthday me!